GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
