How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize
