She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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