How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
