oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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