I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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