Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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