It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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