doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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