"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I think your dad took our porno
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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