Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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