I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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