making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I think I sprained my soul last night
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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