I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize