I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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