so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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