so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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