That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
