What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Randomize
