i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Why can't burritos get me drunk
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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