Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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