Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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