# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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