He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
there was a trapeze. enough said
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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