But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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