I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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