can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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