Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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