Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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