I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
True strength comes from lack of pants
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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