There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm at about main and main street
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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