Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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