He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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