I love black thongs
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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