I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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