Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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