So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
dude. I can hear the air.
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