so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
