let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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