After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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