When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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