But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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