so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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