dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
then he tried to convert me to islam
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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