Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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