I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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