super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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