She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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