Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
