Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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