Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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