mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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